Comments on: An Open Letter to the Internet: I’m Sorry We Don’t Like The Same Movies

By: Tai Deltufo

Tai Deltufo — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:10:06 +0000

Great site and thanx for the post

By: Al Kratina

Al Kratina — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:16:06 +0000

I agree with all of the above. Especially the part about the Suicide Girls.

And you’re right about Fight Club. I actually kind of LIKE the film. I’m just sick to death of people quoting the first two ‘rules’ and applying it to their little website/club/high-school rebel alliance, etc…

By: TheGuy

TheGuy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:24:21 +0000

Admittedly, you make a lot of sense as a troll. I don’t really care much; Fight Club was a decent film, but it wasn’t groundbreaking or anything of the kind. But I honestly think there could be more to it than what they gave us, the book was so much better. And now they’ve got a game out which essentially equals out to the Fight Night games, purely arena based one-on-one fighting that doesn’t even closely resemble anything shaping out to be the film.

Oh no.

Movie would have done better with more porn. Definitely. Also, Marla was the ugliest woman in any movie I’ve ever seen. Indeed, I hope I never see her again. I skip the parts she’s in because she makes the movie suck.

Back to watching more Suicide Girls stuff.

By: Al

Al — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:09:41 +0000

Let’s never fight again.

By: The Internet

The Internet — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:24:48 +0000

http://www.necrobabes.com

Love,

The Internet

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:46:45 +0000

What you’re saying is your a troll and we’re meant to accept your apology for being one? No thanks, the point is to not feed the trolls, not to feed them skittles in hopes that they’ll do better.

Also, you seem to confuse “the minority of people who don’t whine on the internet” for the entirety of the internet. MOST people online seem to whine about every single movie that comes out and needlessly latch onto film critics’ reviews as if they are God. Nope, it seems your problem is you are using some convoluted quasi-internet where everyone is positive and you’re the only negative tool. In reality, you’re just one among many.

By: Al

Al — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:14:52 +0000

You had me at ‘necro-porn.’ I’ll never betray you again, Internet.

By: Suzy Q

Suzy Q — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:21:14 +0000

Woah. People take this shit PERSONALLY. Which is weird since you’re obviously kidding. Or very, very angry.

By: The Internet

The Internet — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:17:15 +0000

I don’t understand how a movie that attracts a fan base who will blossom into women masturbating with black skull dildos while listening to Marduk’s ‘Funeral Bitch’ could be a bad thing. Please continue to renounce your filthy opinions, if not out of the goodness of your heart, then at least so that I can continue providing you with a steady influx of colourful pornography.

Once you’ve shamed the Tim Burton fan base from my domicile, how do you expect me to pump myself full of enough new recruits to maintain my superhighway full of Suicide Girls’ offshoots, necro-porn, and hentai sites?

Here’s hoping you’re in good faith.

Remember, we need each other.

-The Internet

By: Cyrus

Cyrus — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:58:53 +0000

i will never respect a system of interconnected computer networks, no matter how full of pornography, that thinks boondock saints is a good movie.