Posts by Bryan White
Zombie Nation
Body Count: Volume 2 I was recently asked to write a horror script that would be produced by a local group that’s trying the Sam Raimi/Robert Rodriguez means of raising money for real features by making schlocky b-pictures as a … [Read the Rest]
Re-Introducing…Body Count
Body Count: Volume 1 Horror. The much maligned, hard partying, estranged uncle of cinema. Being the reasonably presentable professional that I am by day, it often shocks people that I, a man in his thirties of above-average intelligence devotes such … [Read the Rest]
John Carpenter vs. Rob Zombie. The Halloween Throwdown.
Body Count: Volume 14 I was recently asked by Horrorblips to chime in on a debate subject that they occasionally ask of their busiest syndicated bloggers. Last time they asked me which of the summer’s horror movies I thought would … [Read the Rest]
Fantasia 2009: I Sell The Dead
When January rolled around, I was all ready to throw in the towel and declare 2009 a wash for movies in general. I’ll tell you what, though. I continue to be surprised by some of this year’s offerings and some … [Read the Rest]
Toronto After Dark 2009 – Embodiment of Evil
Coffin Joe. For Brazil, nothing personified horror quite like him. He’s a deceptively simple villain. He’s doesn’t drink blood, he’s not undead, he has no magic powers. There is absolutely nothing supernatural about him. Nothing. He is just an undertaker … [Read the Rest]
Fantasia 2009: Dead Snow
Norway is known for a couple of things. The Fjords, Vikings and a wave of satanic arson and murder in the early 90′s that propelled black metal from its status as low-fi extreme metal to the most abrasive, evil music … [Read the Rest]
Heavy Metal Horror
Body Count: Volume 10 . I’m not sure how the heavy metal and horror movie connection started but it’s a match made in hell. The two go together like chocolate and peanut butter. It’s a natural pairing. Alice Cooper had … [Read the Rest]
Spirits Captured On Film
Body Count: Volume 9 I have this story that I like to tell after I’ve been drinking about the night that I was alone in our house and thought someone had broken in. I was scared shitless. There was very … [Read the Rest]
Trap Them and Eat Them
Body Count: Volume 8 One of the many disadvantages of living in a place like New Hamsphire is that you have to live on the edge vicariously through the lives of people who live closer to the action through correspondence … [Read the Rest]
The Globalization of Horror
Body Count: Volume 6 . I bought a region free DVD player nearly ten years ago when I decided that I had had enough reading about particularly sweet editions of movies being released in foreign markets. These days it seems … [Read the Rest]
George A. Romero Sans Zombies
Body Count: Volume 5 . There are certain directors whose represent absolutely pivotal moments in filmmaking. People like Griffith, Welles, Coppola and Scorcese have contributed to film in a way that has shaped the entire medium and changed the game. … [Read the Rest]
Zombie Nation
Body Count: Volume 2 I was recently asked to write a horror script that would be produced by a local group that’s trying the Sam Raimi/Robert Rodriguez means of raising money for real features by making schlocky b-pictures as a … [Read the Rest]
Introducing…Body Count
Body Count: Volume 1 Horror. The much maligned, hard partying, estranged uncle of cinema. Being the reasonably presentable professional that I am by day, it often shocks people that I, a man in his thirties of above-average intelligence devotes such … [Read the Rest]
Bryan White is a professional web developer by day and devoted fanatic of movies occupying the lower end of the cinema spectrum by night. His posh New England pad is located within walking distance of both a quarter mile drag strip and the county prison. A Saturday afternoon horror movie double feature on UHF television and a chance encounter with Escape From New York sealed his fate as a disciple for life. To this day there are only three movies that he has been unable to endure: The Pest, Underworld and Freddy Got Fingered, a film that he is convinced is steeped in Andy Kaufman style irony. It’s a maddening quest for discovery that may never be fulfilled.
Bryan’s spare time is often described as excessive and with this excessive spare time he manages Cinema Suicide, a blog dedicated to all things horror, cult and exploitation. Since 2007, Cinema Suicide has been a voice in the online cult movie cacophony, celebrating cheap thrills and holding filmmakers accountable for exceptionally awful movies. The website also manages to net him more promotional crap than he knows what to do with.
Cinema Suicide began as most movie blogs do. One man, his many opinions and an ability to write that is questionable at best. Since then, movie reviews made room for the latest news in horror, exploitation and cult movies. What you can expect to find is everything you could possibly want to know from DVD releases and reviews to trivia about movies you may or may not be familiar with. At the bottom line, Cinema Suicide aims to reach beyond the shallow interactions of your typical blog and create a community that can come together around a concept that we all have in common: A love of really crappy movies. 
