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Best of Severin Films: ‘Nightmares’ as unstable as a one-legged pirate walking a tightrope
Nightmares Directed by John Lamond Screenplay by Colin Eggleston 1980, USA The Italians might have done it best but the Aussies sure did have a good time trying. As unstable as a one-legged pirate walking a tightrope, Nightmares (directed by … [Read the Rest]
“The Taint” – an unapologetically raunchy film
“Like the poems scribed on a public bathroom wall, this movie is childish and fucking great.” Directed by Drew Bolduc & Dan Nelson Written by Drew Bolduc 2010, USA It never occurred to me that you could make feature length … [Read the Rest]
“Sortie 67″ – Having Hard Times
Sortie 67 Directed by Bastien Jephté Written by Bastien Jephté Canada, 2010 It isn’t every day that you get to witness a film like Bastien Jephté’s Sortie 67 – a rough and raw film that looks into Montréal Nord / … [Read the Rest]
Troma Presents: Pep Squad (1998)
“A dead body has more spirit then you.” Pep Squad (1998) Directed by Steve Balderson With a wicked sense of humor and the surreal campy flavor of a pageant dad’s trophy room Pep Squad rah rah’s itself through a frenzy … [Read the Rest]
Troma Presents: Pep Squad (1998)
“A dead body has more spirit then you.” Pep Squad (1998) Directed by Steve Balderson With a wicked sense of humor and the surreal campy flavor of a pageant dad’s trophy room Pep Squad rah rah’s itself through a frenzy … [Read the Rest]
Troma Presents: Dark Nature
“…grim atmospheric tale of madness and isolation.. tortures the viewer with its rich landscapes and violent twists.” Dark Nature Directed by Marc de Launay With a Chopin fueled drive into the horrific, Marc de Launay’s grim atmospheric tale of madness … [Read the Rest]
Easter Bunny Kill Kill!
“a world where hookers, pedophiles and violent-murderous creeps are all second fiddle to a killer Easter Bunny” Easter Bunny Kill! Kill! Directed by Chad Ferrin Leaving your mentally challenged children at home has never been more dangerous. Around every corner … [Read the Rest]
Pedophile Released / Amateur Porn Star Killer
“…the ultimate relationship between the Director, his camera and his star.” You can imagine why I was apprehensive at first when delivered Warning!!! Pedophile Released and Amateur Porn Star Killer from Cinema Epoch. Justifiably worried that when entered into any … [Read the Rest]
Troma Presents: Meat Weed America
“A film that’s fun but ultimately looks like more fun to make than to watch” Meat Weed America Directed by Aiden Dillard I’m all for tits & ass in fact it was my nickname throughout kindergarten until I found out … [Read the Rest]
TOP 5 POSTMAN FILMS
You might be asking yourself what’s the purpose of a list like this? Is there really that large of a body of work dealing with the brave men in blue who trench through neighborhood lawns, dodging the near death encounters … [Read the Rest]
Troma presents: Shameless Tasteless
Troma’s dug deep into the depths of Ukraine’s smut factory to unleash this skeezy compilation of Soviet shorts from trash hound extraordinaire Yakov Levi. All the shit sharin’, prostitute slangin’ and babushka fearin’ you could hope for is finally here. … [Read the Rest]
Kids Kill the Darndest Things
Offspring Directed by Andrew van den Houten The horror genre must be doing wonders to Maine’s tourism development. Having spent many a summer on the quaint sandy beaches in small town Maine, never did I once come across a cannibalistic … [Read the Rest]
Children of the Corn (2009)
Children of The Corn Directed by Donald P. Borchers In what’s being marketed as a “rebirth,” Children of the Corn revisits the 80′s classic that spawned 6 sequels and countless amounts of children to fear those long weekends in the … [Read the Rest]
Walk like a Champion, talk like a Champion.
Danny Trejo, known for his muscle bound tattooed body and chiselled bad looks, finally gets some real documentation to answer some of the questions audiences have been asking themselves for years. His countless appearances (something over 100 by now) in … [Read the Rest]
Synapse Films #3: Sick Girl
Dear Sick Girl, I’m not sure what made me fall in love you or why we came together, but I do know that I’ll never be the same because of you. People say there’s no such thing as love at … [Read the Rest]










